BRIEF SYNPOSIS
My fellow Australians, it's time to pull your pants down, bend over and apply lube. You are about to be f*ckd by the Satanic New World Disorder. This is a ritual humiliation along the lines of the COVID 1984 Scamdemic. We have to do this to you every few years, for our safety.
We do this fundamentally because your overlords despise you, and must regularly hurt you for their demonic pride, and they force us to offer you up as a sacrifice. They also profit mightily from it, so it's a win-win for them. As a leader of a vassal state I'm ordered to try to cheer you up, but really you should know this is going to hurl like hell, and you'll be limping for while.
SO SUCK IT UP!
Where did you find the Aussie digger commentary ?
Not your normal syntax and style :-)
New style. New era. 👹
FYI - 5EP is having disruptions now due memory issues. I'm going to have to scale up. 🤑
Yes I noticed the past month it’s been getting sluggish
Afterthoughts - it’s very important to secure all the historical data in the cloud & have enough memory to ensure a pleasing user experience. If problems persist, and the enterprise is constrained by cash flow, then you need to find an “angel investor” sooner rather than later, to forestall death by age-related organ failure. It would be great if 5EP can survive adolescence and become a mature adult serving elite citizen journalists around the world. The problem is capitalism. The competition from the oligarchs and super-rich entrepreneurs makes it difficult for under-financed new startup platforms entering the demand space, Currently all the smart professionals who become citizen journalists who want to get into the influencing business, they all have a Substack account. How can 5EP compete with Substack?
Where did you find the Aussie digger commentary ?
Not your normal syntax and style :-)