
Conspiracy Theory #1: The Soleimani assassination & Occam's Razor
This just arrived in my inbox. It may be nothing more than fantasy, but as a fantasy it is appealing.
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Anon theory - The Soleimani Assassination and Occam's Razor
Many are calling Trump's move taking out General Soleimani "4D Chess". I believe there is another strategy at play.
Trump has back channels to Iran and made a deal with Rouhani to take out Iran's General who Rouhani was already losing control over. Soleimani was acting as a lone wolf in Iraq. He was there AGAINST ORDERS from President Rouhani. Solemani was becoming too powerful and he was using Iran's army as his own personal mercenary force. Rouhani was slowly losing control over his own military and Trump saw this as an opportunity to make a deal with the devil.
Both Trump and Iran want US forces to begin wrapping up in Iraq.
Rouhani wants Soleimani dead because he is becoming uncontrolled.
Trump wants Soleimani dead in order to look powerful and to snub Obama for his pardon of the war criminal.
Soleimani's death causes a vote in Iraq for US forces to leave. Now Trump can pull forces without battling in congress.
Rouhani and Trump both get what they want. Rouhani gets to cry crocodile tears for his poor general, and trump has made in roads into a deal with Iran.
There will be some more back and fourth fake posturing from Iran against Trump in order to save face and create plausible deniability, but ultimately Rouhani will come to the table.
Iran will come to the table and agree to inspections and de-nuclearization in return for sanction relief. The president has become old and weary of this path and he sees Trump as his ally against the Globalists. Now is the time when Iran can come to the table and establish strong economic nationalist trade deals that are free of globalist intervention.
Iran realizes that their war has always been against the Rothschild banks and Rouhani realizes that Trump is their enemy as well, so now is the time to make a deal. The deal must be done in secret, where both sides look like enemies in order to save face to the general public who hate each other's guts.
This will cause the price of oil to plummet below $30 by end of year.
Spot on! There are whole other secondary things that support this theory.
Soleimani’s deputy was very quickly positioned as the head. He was Soleimani’s deputy for the last 20 years. Maybe he is a capable operator, more likely that he is a good order taker; he has been a no.2 for the last 20 years.
The head of the Iran forces in Yemen was assassinated from the back of a bike soon after Soleimani’s demise. You would have thought the guy put in charge of Yamen by Soleimani is THE capable guy; the real prodigy. Now he is dead.
Iran has recently caught and executed a ‘notorious’ drug dealer. He was caught in international waters with 100 tonnes of drugs (probably heroin) which would be worth just under $2 billion. (The very fact that Iran has carried out a police/ military operation in open waters without scrambling a whole lot of military hardware from the West says a bit about this operation.) You remember Contras in Nicaragua…… .
So, the head is gone, the potential prodigy is killed, an ‘order taker’ is installed as the head and dark money funding has been stopped.
If it walks like a duck, looks like duck, sounds like a duck, then it is a fu**ing duck.
Not sure about all that Rothchild Bs and fu**ing illuminates bullocks, it is just politics and preservation of power.
The threat to the mullahs is not from Iraq, US or any other foreign military; it is from their own people being fed up to their back teeth. They need to get the economy rolling, which will not happen until the sanctions are removed. Sanctions will not be removed until Iran’s foreign policy changes. Now that the real architect of that policy is blown up, it allows the mullahs to cast that policy and frame it to preserve their rule rather than for the benefit of a ‘rock star’ general.
Great points, thanks.
Here is another version of this wacky theory, which was posted on Reddit:
An Iran-Iraq war hero, who had been promoted to Division Commander at age 23, he was revered as a prodigy of military and political strategy. He then becomes the commander of the Revolutionary Guard (RG) and subsequently commander of the Quds Force, which is separate and ABOVE the Iranian Armed Forces.
During the reign of Ahmedinejad, through many privatization schemes, where most lucrative organizations were awarded to the RG, Soleimani also became a major economic power in Iran and the region.
Subsequently, the RG was also given control over critical border regions, the nation’s secret service, the Strait of Hormuz and a vast network of smuggling, money laundering operations, as well as development of missiles. They were also in charge of the development and security of Iran's nuclear facilities.
He is billed as a master of proxy war strategy, and he ran covert operations throughout the region and is known to have financed, trained and armed regional forces against Israel, the US, and their allies. Like Lebanese Hezbollah, Hamas, Syrian militia (Iraqi and Afghan fighters) and Hashdi Shaabi, an Iraqi umbrella organization founded by Al Maliqi.
Having developed a very close relationship with Putin, he is considered to be the main reason for the US’ failure to topple the Assad regime, something that was central for Soleimani’s key strategic goals of a) establishing a Shiite government in Iraq, and b) preventing the US (or the west?) taking control of Syria.
In short, this guy had become a formidable force with a 50,000 troop armed and trained army/navy/airforce of his own, whose ships were well capable of shutting the gulf and the Strait of Hormuz, and who had control of the most critical assets of Iran. His power was now beyond the Mullahs he was meant to be working for.
Ideologically, while Khameiney and the mullahs belong to a "reformist" branch Shiism, apparently our general was in a different "radical" branch which believed in expansion and fighting a sort of covert jihad against the Sunnis.
This radical faction apparently makes up IRAN's own "deep state" and all the signs were pointing towards the fact that they were getting ready to push him to the top as some sort of supreme leader.
Just last week, The Guardian announced the top 10 influencers of 2020 with this guy in it. So he was definitely being prepped.
In other words, this guy had the mullahs by their bullahs!!!
From here on, it is part speculation, but one that I find that fits all the pieces together nicely. (By the way, it will sound a little Q-esque, but I guarantee you this analysis and speculation is not through those channels at all)
• Trump keeps saying, and has done so from the start, he wants to make a deal with Iran.
• The militant and powerful Soleimani is a big obstacle
• The mullahs are scared for their lives and their dwindling power. More than likely, Soleimani, who had become something of a regional CIA (or Mossad if you will) in his own right, was pretty ruthless, may he Rest In Peace.
• Donald and the mullahs cut a deal, and the Mullahs sell Soleimani out. The plan for the assassination is made with help from the inside, possibly providing Soleimani's every move.
• There is a protest staged (or induced) at the US embassy (which could have also served as a major distraction for certain moves to be made... like dropping a couple of hundred marines for the operation, etc)
• I can probably find it if you want, but during the siege go the embassy I remember seeing that the marines at the embassy had not put up much of a fight to thwart the protesters, and I remember reading that the protesters found the gas bombs the Americans shot at them "cute"
• He was coming to Baghdad to mend some fences with Hadi Al-Amir, the leader of the BADR party of Iraq, with whom he had a falling out when Al-Amir started cooperating with the US during the invasion.
• Al-Amir cancels at the last minute and sends his deputy (also a well known radical Shiite) to pick Soleimani at the airport. And BOOM! Two radicals with one drone.
• Now Iran gov. posturing and screaming revenge, Trump posturing and telling them he'll kick their asses, missiles falling on US locations with no one dying, all for a show... all to make the world believe.
• Trump comes out of it as a badass motherfucker to his MAGA base, Iran and many other countries in the region give a sigh of relief to free themselves from this guy. Since Turkey had been on the Topple Assad team of the Sunni
r/ConspiracyII - The following is a conspiracy theory I want to believe. It says why there won’t be any retaliation from Iran, because even the Iranian mullahs wanted to get rid of Soleimani:
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